a job interview.. on the toilet!  luna hellborn
Taking a nice, big dump is probably one of my most favourite thing to do when I wake up. I feel so relaxed on the toilet, expecially when I do not have anything to do and I can play for hours with my phone. As everyday, I sit on the toilet and I am ready to drop some hot brownies when... an incoming call. Who could it be? Oh my gosh, that number is from that guy for the job interview! Are you fucking kidding me, right? Right...?I-ve waited for his call since weeks and now he is calling me in this delicate moment! But I need that job. I have to answer the phone even if I know that I cannot control myself anymore: in fact, after few seconds, I start to fart so loud! He is surely aware that I am on the toilet while I am talking with him... This is so embarrassing that I want to disappear! And is not over yet: I drop a dump so big that it gives me a poseidon kiss... This should be a nightmare. -Okay, I will let you know.. I-ll call you back if I need your help- he says... But I know that he will NEVER call me back. Not after this disastrous job interview!