What, were you hoping for a new fart clip this week? HAH. A dirty toilet boy like you, I just BET you were. Why settle for fart clips? I think someone as nasty as you should aspire to so much more. You can be my new toilet slave. Every time I need to relieve myself, you-ll be here, waiting with an eager, open mouth. You-ll swallow every last drop of my waste. Gladly. I-ll even use your tongue as toilet paper. No reason to use rough tissue on my perfect pussy and delicate asshole when I know you-re here to make sure I-m spotless after every bowel movement. You-re going to get used more than a public restroom.